Michael Fay and attention deficit disorder, Bill Clinton's comments on MTV, an adult nightclub (Old Ball Cabaret) forced by city ordinance to add wheelchair access for entertainers, a city in Minnesota saying its students are tired because school starts too early, and the "media circus" over Admiral Frank Kelso.
Robert "Reiiiiiccch" shutting down a business "of his own accord," Ben and Jerry's co-founder "talking down" America, Hilary Clinton doing a "sudden" press conference on Whitewater, Rostenkowski (D) saying health care reform will need tax hikes, and a "tribute" to Richard Nixon (who had passed away).
Ernest Hollings (D) "lying" to the American people and "lying" about Rush Limbaugh, David Wilhelm (D) mumbling "incoherent lies" about the Reagan administration, and "debunking" Democrat campaign ads.
A Half Moon Bay principal "wanting homework banned" because it's unfair to poor families, George Will vs. Al Gore, and Mitt Romney "running against Ted Kennedy."